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SALVATION APOLOGISES FOR NYD

A LETTER OF APOLOGY FROM SALVATION

Salvation would like to say a huge thank you for all who made the party an amazing event. It was great to see nearly 2000 people having a great time on the dance floor, and we’d like to thank our DJs, our performers and everybody who helped welcome in the New Year.

To deny that there were problems with the Hippodrome that evening would be insanity. We are aware of the problems that arose and are doing everything in our power to resolve these issues. As they’ve not happened before, we’ll make sure they don’t happen again.

Salvation hired the Hippodrome with the promise of a full team of staff and security to enable them to offer our customers a high standard of service on the entrances, cloakrooms and bars. The venue was solely responsible for managing the cloakroom and the bars, and received all profit made from these areas. In addition, the venue received a substantially increased hire fee to ensure there would be enough staff to manage the event successfully. We were assured by the venue that they would be able to. Unfortunately, the venue did not deliver, which led to the long delays and distress to many of our customers.

Naturally, we have called a meeting with the Hippodrome to convey our deepest dissatisfaction on behalf of Salvation and its customers.

We would like to offer our sincere apologies for the situation that some of you experienced, and to reassure you that we will ensure the return of the high standards that our customers expect. If you wish to comment, or require more information on salvation-london.com please email: Steve@salvation-london.com

A TRADE-DITIONAL TYPE OF CHRISTMAS (Trade Xmas Review)

With the thought of enduring a string of repeats & boring television combined with eating & drinking to excess, it didn’t take much to tempt us away from the warmth of our cosy lounge to the debauchery on offer at The Egg nightclub in Kings Cross & Trade’s Christmas night party.

Of course, historically, Trade has held its infamous “mother of all yuletide benders” at Turnmills in Farringdon, although since the demise of this iconic venue, our yearly pilgrimage to this most outrageous of outings came to a halt. However, with the party mood still running through our veins, egged on (sorry for the pun) by our friend Ian, it was time to rekindle this most TRADEitional (oh my, they keep coming!) of jaunts, even though the cold winter wind was blowing outside. So, arriving at the doors of The Egg nightclub at about 11.30 p.m., we were quickly whisked through the entrance having been kindly added to Gabriele Cutrano’s (what a star!) guestlist and passing through the efficient & friendly (a change to the norm) security staff, we stripped off our many layers, before entering the club proper. Walking in the aptly named garden room (it’s virtually outside you know), we immediately spotted our friend Lee Yeomans, who was among the guesting D.J. list, accompanying the fierce ruling Trade D.J. regulars, Malcolm Duffy, Lisa German, Fat Tony & Gonzalo. Lee soon gave us the low down on where & what was going on, although with a sluggish start, just the garden room & the basement (for tonight styled as the classic room) were open. So arming ourselves with refreshments, we hit the “classic room” to find a lively crowd lapping up the tough & chunky tunes of Gary H. Looking around the room we spotted the promised improvements in the lighting system, with some superb L.E.D, banks spanning across the ceiling, creating fantastic effects in this intimate space.

Gonzalo passed by, saying hello and we knew that his appearance would signal a change in the music direction and with a sudden leap in the pace, it was obvious that this Trade D.J. maestro had assumed the decks, as classic techno fuelled track, one after the other, was delivered to an adorning crowd of familiar “Trade babies” of old.

"....inflicting his amazing enthusiasm into the decks and producing some pulsating electro, techhouse and funky infused tracks to get the room well & truly pumping. It was not the classic Trade sound...."

Finding a brief respite back in the garden room, Lee indicated to us that the terrace (main) room was now open, so we ascended the myriad of stairs and entered the space to find a handful of hopefuls waiting for this Christmas cracker of a party to get really kicking. And who else could we have asked for to achieve this, but the handsome & hunky Italian D.J. Gabriele Cutrano. Bounding over to the D.J. booth to greet him, the man himself was already well into his stride, inflicting his amazing enthusiasm into the decks and producing some pulsating electro, techhouse and funky infused tracks to get the room well & truly pumping. It was not the classic Trade sound, afterall there was cup full's of that downstairs, but heaps of the exemplary sounds we have come to enjoy and love from this superb D.J. talent, Gabriele having entertained us at many a party before including a brilliant set at the launch of Revolver earlier this year. So, we knew we were in for a treat here and burning up the dancefloor in front of the D.J. booth, it was clear many others had the same idea, as the room soon swelled and the atmosphere built, with Mr Gabriele continuing to deliver spellbinding sounds to a by now packed Terrace room.

With brilliant laser lighting to compliment the music, we were well into our stride. Only the arrival of Nick Tcherniak could have added to the hedonistic hype, but that he did, greeting us in his usual friendly fashion and taking his rightful place behind the decks to follow on from the top notch performance of Gabriele. On selecting his first track, it was clear we were in for another real treat and yet again, not classic Trade, more classic Nick Tcherniak and the whole main room began to savour the delights of this most enchanting of D.J. talents, as he set out delivering some impressive progressive house, electro twisted and thumping pumping techhouse tunes to an darling mix of Trade regulars, scene faces, muscle queens and their admirers. Taking a brief respite back down to the more laid back Garden room, we bumped into more familiar faces, our pal Ramon, a very healthy looking Fat Tony, the effervescent Malcolm Duffy and the cuddly Ben Jamin who was set to follow on from Lee Yeomans, both originally planned to play out in the loft lounge, but now assuming their allotted slots in this semi outdoor space. Lee was doing his best to hold the crowd, but on stepping past the mammoth gazebo outside, the freezing December winds were clearly affecting the temperature inside, so the crowd seemed constantly on the move to stay warm. And warmth was what we were after too, so trekking back into the real indoor space of the basement, the crowd had thinned a little and it was soon apparent that the Terrace room was the place to be. So we re-entered this space squeezing past gyrating bodies to assume our spot back by the D.J. booth, waving at the lovely Nick behind the decks, who was still delivering some angelic sounds to a superbly cosmopolitan crowd who were in true party mood.

"...this was definitely where it was all happening and we continued to dance furiously on our spot, so much so & so good...."

All thoughts of a boring Christmas at home were gone, as we succumbed to magnificent experience that was Trade on Christmas day, admittedly different to past trips to Turnmills, but just as good and in some ways better, in the hands of Gabriele & Nick. This was definitely where it was all happening and we continued to dance furiously on our spot, so much so & so good was the music that we wore out our legs to the point that our left knee collapsed from under us. This condemed us to a pitiful limp off the dancefloor, resting on a welcoming couch in the corner and refuelling our body & limbs with energy boosting drink. With a vain attempt to pick up where we left off failing, we threw in the proverbial towel, shunning the delights of Lisa German & Lady Bianca in the Terrace room and the legendary Fat Tony & Malcolm Duffy downstairs, waving goodbye to a running around Laurence Malice & Mr Gabs clutching his scooter helmet.

With a momentary farewell chat to super chum D.J. Lee Yeomans, who had put on a brave performance, we slumped out of The Egg to a comforting and warm bed to dream of everything fabulous we have savoured under the steership of the magnificence of Gabriele Cutrano & Nick Tcherniak.

So was the trip to Trade’s Christmas cracker party worth while? Undoubtedly so! Yes it was different to previous experiences and clearly the decision to leave the Garden room open, in our view, detracted from the success of the night. The team would have been better off opening the Loft room as the alternative “lite lounge” space, which would have worked so much better in combating the cold temperatures of the semi-outside space downstairs. The Terrace room, however, made up for all of that and we had a brilliant time.

Well done to Laurence and the Trade team for brightening & cheering up what would have otherwise been a boring, mundane Christmas night at home. (DISCO MATT)

HARD ON XXXMAS REVIEW (12.2008)

hard onWith a truly manic week of celebrating our birthday, we were in some ways spoilt for choice on our actual day and with a full programme of events right across the full 24 hours, where were we going to go out to, once again let our hair down? Well, despite the amount of clubs running, including, Gutterslut, Eagle, Space, Lo-Profile, all celebrating Christmas, the pick was down to two and even Crash, one of our most favourite clubs came a close second, to, well can you believe it, Hard On!

Yes, we can here you say it, Disco Matt at Hard On!, well it has been known you know and in our youth (yes, yes yes, a long time ago) we did used to frequent Fist on a regular weekly basis, accumulating a massive collection of leathers, boots and other fetish wear, just the ticket for Substation South, but strangely fell out of love for all things black (well fetish black anyway) and sank into mainstream clubbing. However, with our latest other exploits at work, our fetish side seems to have come out again, so with a bunch of friends wanting to go, with the lovely offer of a guest list and the thought of doing something very different on our birthday, how could we resist. So arriving at the doors of Hidden at just turned midnight, once inside the friendly doorstaff checked us off the guestlist (phew we were on it at last!) and we swung round to the efficient coatcheck, where we pondered whether to strip down to our very revealing chaps and saucy trunks (spank me written on the back!!), but our nerves got better of us and we decided to leave our chunky Schott, industrial style zipped army trousers on (surely we would get away with them!). So into the club we went and immediately found a cruise bar packed with leather, rubber & other clad folk filling out the space.

Mr D.J., Brent Nicholls was behind the decks, which was clearly sending pulses racing as he stripped down to the waist and pumped out a tough latino infused & electro driven mix of tracks, superbly fitting for the much raunchier style of club we found ourselves in. Squeezing past bodies and bumping into many faces, including the whole Gummi crew, our friend Saki (who had played the opening set) familiar customers from our work place and old pals from the days of Fist, we felt immediately back at home, if a little overcome by the extrovertness of some, barely clothed and showing of their “crown jewels” for all to see. So, having grabbed energy driving refreshments, we skipped back through the pulsating crowd, to a safe retreat in the corner of the Cruise Bar (why were we so nervous) and began to slip into dancing mode as Brent powered out some familiar tunes of late to get us in the mood. By this time, our friends Benoit and Christophe had joined us in the club, although both soon disappeared into the crowd (we didn’t ask what to do) and we began to soak up the atmosphere that was clearly different to our regular mainstream offerings.

We guess that we had been bold as brass when younger, but some of the men dancing and parading round the club had us dropping our jaws, partly in awe, partly in excitement, but mainly in adoration for their sheer guts, showing off pieces of flesh extraordinaire. Had we been as bold, we would have ascended the podium next to us (we did on our last visit a few months ago), but with some stunning dancers taking the limelight, we didn’t want to steal their thunder, so rather danced on our spot, getting hotter and hotter in our multiple layer of clothing’s. With more familiar faces passing by, including our pals Brian, Robert, John, Paul & Chris (sounds like the Walton’s!), we nagged to dress down, so reluctantly stripped off our Schott trousers, revealing the full regalia of our outfit. You know when you feel that everyone is looking at you! well that’s exactly what we felt like. Quite why we couldn’t relax we don’t know, but with the thought of friends, let alone strangers spotting our bare flesh, it sent us running back for our trousers after only a short & brave stint in just our chaps. So, with our trousers back on, we relaxed back into our dancing and the fantastic music choices Brent Nicholls was playing. We certainly like his current musical direction and with the odd camp track (we are sure there was a freemasons record thrown in somewhere) mixed up with some amazingly tough & awesome beats for tomorrow, we savoured his whole set, hardly moving from our spot in the corner of the Cruise Bar, except momentary wanders to see what else was happening around the club (but not the darkroom boys & girls, not for us!!). With Brent’s set done and the hunky “Hi-Fi” Sean Dickson taking over the reigns, we were certainly guaranteed a further and fabulously raunchy time at this so sexy and overt of clubs, but it was fair to say that the crowd was thinning (were they off being naughty, we suspect so!) and after nearly three hours of dancing, in boots we were not used to wearing, our feet gave up the ghost and we decided to call it a day.

So, did we enjoy Hard On! and was it an experience we would repeat? There is no doubt the club is certainly not for the faint hearted and the crowd that adorn it’s doors know how to party, how to look sexy in leather, rubber & you know what (and there were some VERY sexy men in there that’s for sure). So, for this reason, yes we would venture out to Hard On! Again and perhaps next time through some inhibitions away and let our hair down. To experience something so different to the norm on our birthday will remain truly memorable and we suspect that it won’t be that long before we get tempted down to Hidden again. With comments from regulars that it wasn’t that busy, that it lacked atmosphere and that there wasn’t that much that was Christmassy about the club, combined with reports that the main room closed early due to lack of numbers, we suspect that many, with how the festive period had fallen, decided to make other plans, so would have contributed to the below par remarks. But for us, we thought the Cruise Bar was well & truly rocking, the music was brilliant, the many collection of friends & familiar faces a pleasant surprise and, our inhibitions aside, we had a thoroughly great time. Thanks to the Hard On! team & to Suzie Kruger (even if she was off sunning herself!) for making our birthday special. (DISCO MATT)

MATINEE XMAS REVIEW (12.2008 Review)

matineeDecember always holds great excitement for us, being a special celebratory month for a number of reasons and this year is no exception, the excitement heightened by the prospect of a special Christmas party by the London wing of the Spanish clubbing brand extraordinaire, Matinee. Riding on the success of the change both in venue, from Fabric and day, from Sunday to Saturday, we were expecting yet another fantastic party at super club Colosseum in Vauxhall and an ideal warm up to the festive season ahead.

Since moving back south of the river, Matinee has enjoyed tremendous success with each and every party packed to the rafters, although with the backdrop of issues at the last event, problematical bar staff, a long wait at the coatcheck and the official second room being downstairs, we were hopeful that both the venue owners & the promoters had stood up and listened to some of our pleas to change things round.

Arriving at the doors of Matinee slightly later than usual at half past midnight, heading for the ticket queue, clutching ours, the characteristic tones of Marky B beckoned us to a swift entry into the club, also being greeted by the effervescent Minty, giving us her usual rapturous welcome which always puts us in a good mood. Negotiating the entrance with consummate efficiency, we also didn’t have to wait that long to deposit our belongings into the coatcheck, despite the large queue we joined, the first sign that the venue had reacted to previous issues.

Moving up the stairs we were taken aback by the stunning inclusion of a traditional brass band ensemble, playing out festive tunes as a fabulous welcome to clubbers and giving the entry to the bar and the main room a real Christmassy feel, a lovely touch at that and a surprise not only to us but many around. Arming ourselves with refreshments, we dived headlong into the main room, an already packed dancefloor and immediately noticed a change to the layout, the usual spot of the D.J. booth moved, making way for a superb stage area where a troupe of go-go dancers, provided by the Fierce International crew (a now regular inclusion in any event hosted by Evolved Events) were strutting their stuff!. With the D.J. booth moved the elevated dancefloor spot on the far side of the main room, with the now characteristic neon light backdrop, we spotted Paul Heron in charge of the decks, pumping out a mix of chunky electro infused house tunes to an adorning mix of stunning looking latino’s, familiar scene faces, off duty D.J’s and a wonderful balance of guys & gals.

matineeFinding our way through and out of the main room, we were keen to see if the V.I.P. room was in operation and were so excited when we swung into the space, with Nathan 6 holding court to a building crowd of enthusiasts. However, our initial tour of the venue was not yet over, as we quickly slipped back through the main room and down the entrance stairs, into the space, which, for the last two parties, had been the official “second” room, but was now styled the “test lounge”, sporting Matinee D.J. virgins, including Joel Antunes and our pal Lee Yeomans. Lee was behind the decks, tempting a bunch of hopefuls with minimal vocal techhouse sounds, giving the room a slightly different feel to the main floor above. After a momentary chat with Lee, we returned back upstairs, bumping into a collection of people, many of whom wandered whether we were on review duty, although we really wanted to savour the great music on offer. So, back in the main room we found our dancing spot right by the side of the D.J. booth as Paul Heron was handing over to Spanish Matinee D.J. resident Lydia Sanz and were delighted when we were sported with a Matinee T-shirt , which we immediately customised to wear with pride. Evolved Events supremo Oliver Mohns, was close at hand and we exchanged greetings and then thoughts about the new main room layout, which was clearly going down well with the faithful crowd, being further enhanced by the more melodic house sounds being delivered by Lydia.

But it was the V.I.P. room where we kept being tempted, so a further quick dash downstairs before settling in our favourite spot, found us bumping into friend Denival, at the entrance to the “test lounge”, where he grabbed us in a longing embrace and a chain of kisses, which sent our mood into the stratosphere. Now, our party was well and truly underway so we could not resist what was to come in the V.I.P. room and with photography maestro Chris Jepson snapping us as we moved back through the club, also coming across handfuls of pals including best mate Benoit (in Matinee!!) we swung into the now official second room where D.J. Alessandro was in control.

matineeWhat then happened was short of magnificent as he entertained us to an enthralling set of new and unheard house mixes which had the V.I.P. room well and truly rocking. Ascending the elevated stage area next to the D.J. booth we quickly found our spot and danced away merrily, hardly pausing for breath as tune after tune had us captivated and Alessandro continually being congratulated by person after person. His set developed into the best we have enjoyed from this new talent yet reflecting that truly deserves his slot in this very special club and space.

As if Alessandro wasn’t enough, with the reigns being handed over to scene favourite Brent Nicholls, it was only going to get better for us,  and this was the set that we had been waiting for. And he failed to disappoint, taking us on a superb journey of electro funked, hardhouse edged tracks, intermixed with Disco tipped and floor filling tunes which had us well and truly hooked. By now the main room was a distant memory and we were going absolutely nowhere else but the V.I.P. room, even if Pagano was by now in charge next door. With familiar faces dropping in, including Steven Artis, Joel Antunes, & Matt Bird, we continued to dance away on our raised spot, our energy levels being regularly refreshed by the brilliant music choices Brent was making and we hardly realised the time as we completely succumbed to the superb atmosphere and ambience of Matinee at its best.

But, the inevitable call of work drew close and with time well a truly up for us, we meandered out of the V.I.P. room, back round through a still packed main floor, now in the hands of Guy Williams, down the stairs and out of the club into the cold of a Vauxhall December morning to the comfort of our bed to rest our worn out limbs.

So, was it the Xmas party we were expecting? That is answered with a resounding yes! With previous coatcheck problems ironed out, with a surprising brass band welcome, with superb music across all the rooms, a fantastic collection of gorgeous looking people in our midst, not to mention friends a plenty, but moreover the return of the V.I.P. room, made this a night to remember. Was it the best yet? Well in settling at Club Colosseum, Matinee has found its true home in London and all the parties here have been superb. For us Viva was an exceptional party and was always going to be a hard act to follow, but it is fair to say that this Xmas outing was a close second, so we now simply cannot wait for the NYD Afterhours event, which we are sure is set to eclipse even Viva and therefore to reaffirm Matinee as simply magic. (DISCO MATT)

WHAT'S HOT & WHAT'S NOT THIS XMAS/NYE (12.2008 Comment)

matineeSo what is HOT this New Year Season? Definitely it is the big three on New Years Day that will attract the gAylisters in their droves, leaving the trash and chav lot out in the cold. 1. MATINEE NYD will probably be the biggest Matinee to date. Supersized to include all four rooms of the Colloseeum, each room will be opened as the team decorate and clean up after the previous parties, slowly exposing Matinee 2009. After Matinee 2009 it is time to powder your nose, clean up and then head for the Westend and Salvation. 2. Salvation is salvationalways about glitz, glamour and attracts the scene's most beautiful people. from muscle hunks to fashionistas and from skin heads to drag queens; it is a true tribal gathering. Will this be the first and last party at the Hippodrome for Salvation? Come and give your New Year the glamour it deserves! 3. Back to industriVauxhall for a special Industri 2009 party where Minty with her DJs Brent Nicholls & Paul Heron will be holding court. Industri has always been a social soiree, but this New Years Day Night it is the recovery party to end all recovery parties! Rub shoulders with scene starlets, drag-elite, off duty DJS, party goers, drinkers, gym hunks, cruisers, porn stars, star fuckers and gogos. Both the bar and club will be opened until at least 4am...and it is FREE ENTRY, so come and join the Industri Family and let Minty show you how to welcome a New Year.

What's Not Hot? ALL THINGS ORANGE get the turkey award this season for thinking gay people will put up with a second rate venue like the Astoria while they hire out FIRE to a straight group. Is this the way things are going to go for 2009...or are ALL THINGS ORANGE following the gay trend and abandoning FIRE for better things? It just goes to to show you what they really think of their loyal gay crowd.

For a complete gAylist guide to all the best Xmas & NYD parties and events check our ESSENTIAL CLUB GUIDE TO XMAS/NYE/NYD or click on the CLUB DIARY.

LO PROFILE'S 1ST BIRTHDAY (12.2008 Review)

Since it’s launch, following the highly successful integration into the gAylist London scene of it’s little sister Profile bar, Lo-Profile club has cut a considerable stride and a venue on Wardour street with a chequered history (remember Sweet Suite) quickly establishing itself as a smart way to enjoy a night out on the town. Backed up by the muscle of Gaydar, the venture was seen as a little risky, but it was clear there was a considerable market for those seeking an alternative to the Vauxhall scene.

The powers that be were masterful in lining up a top notch list of resident D.J’s that, in it’s brief history have included Guy Williams, Brent Nicholls, Mikey D, Jamie Head, Paul Heron, Hugh Stevenson, D’Johnny and new talent Alessandro Giaccetti. It has even attracted the superb & household name Steve Pitron, who played there just recently, so there has clearly been no lack of credible music to entice an audience. Furthermore, whilst bang slap in the middle of Soho, it still feels like a genuine clubbing experience, with the added bonus of all the usual trappings close on hand.

So, on a cold early December evening, we descended on Wardour Street at around 8 p.m. and the glamour of this 1st Birthday offering, being greeted at the door by very friendly staff, although the absence of Vanity seemed a little strange. Being ticked off the list, we ambled along the stretched corridor like entrance, brightened by multi-coloured inset lighting in various shapes (stars, spots etc), a theme common throughout the club and also in Profile Bar on Frith Street. Once into the club, we immediately spotted the lovely Mikey D behind the decks, the last time we saw him to chat to, was following his amazing set at Beyond, back in the summer. 

The venue was filling nicely, with many taking advantage of the cosy and quiet seating nooks & crannies, as well as flooding the main bar, rubbing shoulders with scene faces, off-duty D.J’s, you know the sort of collection by now!!

"....It was clear the team had gone to great expense to impress the invited crowd and the drinks kept flowing, the food kept coming, all with the backdrop of great music and great company....."

We headed straight to the bar and a welcoming complimentary glass of wine, immediately bumping into friends from our other life at Kings Cross, catching up on news and sharing opinions of this anniversary venues appeal. All while scrumptious nibbles were being put our tempted way by scantly clad waiters floating through the building crowd in constant waves.

It was clear the team had gone to great expense to impress the invited crowd and the drinks kept flowing, the food kept coming, all with the backdrop of great music and great company. However, with time seemingly flying, a sudden change in music pace signalled the arrival of the delectable Jamie Head, who stepped up the pace a little, which prompted us to spin over to say hello.

Out of the corner of our eye, we spotted photographer Chris Jepson arrive, immediately launching himself of the crowd by the main bar, clicking away in usual fashion.

With the party set to continue into the wee hours and with Brent Nicholls lined up to do a set after Jamie Head, it looked like the birthday bash was going to be one hell of an event, which for us was the most enjoyable experience of Lo-Profile we have been part of thus far. However with Thursday’s being patchy to say the least reports coming in were such that an expectant crowd simply failed to materialise, not really the kind of birthday present anyone would like to receive!!

So, with the plethora of club’s pre-club bars, club bars and venues on offer in Soho, how has Lo-Profile faired in its first year? Quite well actually and given the massive backing of Gaydar, we suspect it is set to remain a part of the gAylist scene in London. Whilst far from being our favourite venue, this club definitely attracts a good quality crowd, searching good quality music, surroundings and atmosphere. Lo-Profile has this in bucket loads, so long may it continue. Happy 1st birthday. (DISCO MATT)

DISCOTEC WORLD AIDS DAY EVENT SAYS GOODBYE TO THE END (12. 2008 Discotec Review)

Having dominated this weekend starting” slot for such a long period, in recent times, Discotec found it increasingly difficult to compete with the “free” clubs on offer, as Thursday’s were inundated with a wealth of alternative choices. It therefore soon came to the sad conclusion that it was unable to continue on a weekly basis. A sad move it was, as it had always provided the ideal warm up to the weekend, unlike any other club and for many, it was the cornerstone of Thursday’s into Fridays.

With the diversity of the crowd Discotec attracted, not to mention the same sort of mix of music, so instinctive of this pre-weekend outing, it was always going to be a sad day when it came to and end, fittingly so at the club, called “The End”, which had it’s own writing on the wall, with talks of re-development on everybody’s lips. For all this, we would have been fools to miss out on what could be the last official gay/mixed event at this cosy club in Bloomsbury.

"....With the diversity of the crowd Discotec attracted, not to mention the same sort of mix of music, so instinctive of this pre-weekend outing, it was always going to be a sad day when it came to and end, fittingly so at the club, called “The End”...."

So, with work out of the way, we descended on West Central St. and into the clutches of the End venue, being greeted by some very friendly door staff, treated us just short of royalty as we happily donated to the great cause of the fight against AIDS. The generosity of the team meant that £5 of our entry charge was being donated to The Terrence Higgins Trust, so it would have been rude not to shove a little bit more their way as we emptied our pockets, depositing the proceeds into the collection box.

Down the stairs, we entered the club to find a collecting mix of Discotec faithful’s, off-duty scene workers, mixed in with a mass of party heads, all intent on savouring this final outing. Not being regular “Discotecer” we struggled to recognise the D.J. holding court in the “funky” room space, although stepping down into the main room, found the scrumptious Fidel in charge of proceedings, churning out a glorious mix of house infused tracks, which had the collective bunch of dancers on the floor moving & grooving.

As we continued to wander around the club, more & more familiar faces appeared, including Adrian Eleftheriou, Jay Sharp Vokins, Megan Jones and the lovely Clington Forbes as well as some of the D.J’s playing, Luke Hope, Jeffrey Hinton, Slamma and Lee Harris, not to mention the enigmatic Gaetan Scott, all who were up for celebrating this mammoth end to a historic club outing. The excitement was further enhanced as the characteristic camera flashes emanating from the lens of scene non-stopper, photographer Chris Jepson’s camera lit up proceedings to ensure that everything that moved was caught for posterity. Chatting with Chris, once the stream of photo taking came to an end, we soon gathered that this rebel with a cause had been out literally all weekend, with no sleep and seemingly surviving on copious amounts of Red Bull, staggering!!

"...Whilst Guy was honoured to fulfil the last set End’s main floor for Discotec, the numbers and crowd just weren’t there for him to justify a full set and within the hour, room one was wound right down..."

With the “funky” room well and truly kicking, due in no part to MC Brandy, we were keen to concentrate our efforts on the main floor, as Luke Hope took over the reigns, going back-to-back with Femi B, which resulted in a fabulous mix of inspiring & uplifting tracks, which saw the main room numbers swell considerably, some brave ones ascending the two podiums placed in the middle of the dance space. We were very much tempted to join them, although remained in out spot, working the crowd around us and getting major “down” to the tunes Luke & Femi B were delivering. In reality, however, it was the maestro Guy Williams that we had really come along to see & hear, so it was with huge excitement when we saw him step behind the D.J. decks in the first room and then set about really cranking up the music mood to a much more tech-house, hard edged and chunky style that had us completely spellbound and ecstatic. We have truly come to love Guy’s music and having savoured it, admittedly in small bites over the years, recent months have seen us, once again warm to his music talents, which for us remain “cutting edge”. Whilst Guy was honoured to fulfil the last set End’s main floor for Discotec, the numbers and crowd just weren’t there for him to justify a full set and within the hour, room one was wound right down, just leaving the funkier room two to take hold. Mind you, judging by the numbers still enjoying the more relaxing vibes, there was still legs left in this special party and we momentarily reflected what a great way it was to mark the occasion of World AIDS day, something that is close to our hearts for very personal reasons.

It is fair to say that whilst the event wasn’t quite as busy as we would have liked, in numbers, it certainly made up for it in both atmosphere and superb music. Its ancestral home, The End, may be closing soon, but we really hope the concept that is Discotec is able to continue, albeit, it is always difficult to find a new home to settle into. However, with so many clubs having moved venues recently or ones that are in the process of doing so, there is no reason why Laurent’s brainchild venture cannot do the same. Here’s to the survival of this legendary club brand. (DISCO MATT)

REVOLVER NYE CANCELLED (12.2008 Comment)

REVOLVER NYE has been cancelled by the promoter Oliver M. He says "In Adddition to our previous press release we would like to inform everyone that we are cancelling REVOLVER NEW YEARS  EVE and concentrate all our efforts in making MATINEE NYD AFTERHOURS the biggest and best event to start 2009 !!!!! With all 4 rooms available to us we are able to offer you with MATINEE NYD the biggest party of the New Years Eve Bank holiday".

Our advice, stay in NYE with your friends and see you at Matinee NYD!

LATE NIGHT SHOPPING WITH DISCO MATT (12.2008 Supermartxe Review)

With our year being dominated by Italiano meets Spanish influenced everything, from Matinee events, through establishing new DJ/Producer friends and gathering amazing music mixes, not to mention fab seeing some P.A.’s at many a party, you would have thought we would be latino overloaded by now. Certainly not! and with the news that the talk of Spain & Ibiza, SuperMartXe was due to land in London town, we were very excited indeed. Having put on such a spectacular show in Madrid, combined with the amazing hype and build to the event, we were definitely not going to miss this one. Choosing The Coronet venue in Elephant & Castle (not quite a glamour destination darling!!) this choice, in some ways, heightened the excitement although it was serious “hang onto your purses girls” territory as we arrived, supposedly fashionably late at 1 a.m. (it was open till 7 a.m. you know), thinking our late arrival would mean no queue? Well, not on your nelly! as the masses stretched back down the road.

"...thinking our late arrival would mean no queue? Well, not on your nelly! as the masses stretched back down the road...."

Fortunately for us, we caught sight of the lovely Jamie Head (and crew) who were close to the head of the queue, so surreptitiously managed to leapfrog scores of expectant clubbers (how naughty of us, slap wrists!). With the advance ticket holders suddenly speeding into the club and we clutching ours, we soon found ourselves faced with airport style security and, it has to be said, overzealous individuals at that, the man searching us, managing to drop our MP3 player on the floor, effectively breaking it, not really the start we wanted! However, having negotiated the “Fort Knox” entry, we then advanced into what can only be described as a completely rammed Coronet and wishing to place our coats & bags into check, then proceeded to stand in a winding line of others, trying to do the same, stretching over two floors and hardly moving (the other coatcheck queue was just as bad). So, after waiting over half an hour, all the while bumping into familiar faces, including our Industri friend Stewart, we eventually gave up and descended from our lowly position in the procession and into the main room.

If there was one thing with SuperMartXe London that resembled Madrid, it was the size of this main space, which was breathtakingly full with a most metrosexual bunch of hedonists, dancing, “hands in the air” to the melodic house sounds of Spanish main land D.J. Juanjo Martin (of Matinee fame!) who had the crowd literally eating out of his hands. Whilst it seemed like a popular choice of music genre, for us, it seemed uncharacteristic of the sounds we have enjoyed in Madrid, Barcelona & Ibiza, rather more pandering to the softer & queenier demands of a London crowd (although we are not all like that you know!).

"Huge lighting and stage production, in amongst a superb collection of “drop dead gorgeous” go-go dancers really set the scene for an amazing clubbing night on the tiles...."

Looking around the massive main room, the team had made some effort to adorn the huge space with SuperMartXe signage and we were spellbound by the brilliant focal point that was the stage, with some amazing “glass” style boxes in-set into the back, sporting supremely handsome guys dancing in them, wow!! Madrid had gone overboard with production, so some would say London was more sedate, although the stage show that followed, with the centre piece of Rebekka Brown, was stunning and grabbed everybody’s attention. Huge lighting and stage production, in amongst a superb collection of “drop dead gorgeous” go-go dancers really set the scene for an amazing clubbing night on the tiles, with the venue allowing a stretch of over 9 hours.

So by now the party was well and truly kicking and the mass of people were enjoying themselves in new surroundings with a new feel. However, we couldn’t help noticing that there were a whole bunch of people either holding on to or wearing their coats (not a good sign). Was this a kick back from the coat check problems we had encountered? possibly, and as we like to have our bits and pieces secure before letting our hair right down , we suspect that many of those adorning coats & bags couldn’t succumb to the full SuperMartXe experience either, a shame really.

"It has to be said the general feedback from most was that the Coronet party was superb...."

With Juanjo Martin assuming control of the decks, the hedonistic tribulations of the masses continued, with go-go’s finding positions around the main floor to further entertain the crowd. Nevertheless, we simply couldn’t relax and enjoy ourselves, watching our bags & coats constantly next to us, so it wasn’t soon before we decided we couldn’t endure such uncomfortable (for us) vibes anymore, as we also couldn’t stop thinking about the bad treatment we had been subjected to by the door staff earlier, we made our minds up to leave. So, in resignation, we slumped out of SuperMartXe at the Coronet, to reflect on a night that (we must stress this) for us, did not hit the mark!

It has to be said the general feedback from most was that the Coronet party was superb, the effort put in by the promoter reflected this and SuperMartXe ended up being a huge success, coatcheck problems or not!

Well, what was our view of SuperMartXe? We found the concept fantastic, although the parties in Spain & Ibiza have obviously created a president for London. However, with the massive turnout, not seen in The Coronet and indeed in many a club in many a year, there is clear in interest in the brand and an expectant party extraordinaire.

"....for those into the kind of commercial tunes you expect from elements of the London scene lately, you would be having a good time...."

Did we get that feeling from SuperMartXe? Well we can say, probably yes but in small chunks and for those into the kind of commercial tunes you expect from elements of the London scene lately, you would be having a good time . For us, the move trend to underground and chunky tech-house is what we enjoy (the kind of music that emanates from many more clubs headlining the scene of late). But, it has to be said that the foot fall on this occasion proved that clubbing on a big scale can pull a crowd and maybe that is where the scene should head. The question is, can it continue to do so? Having heard from the promoter, Logan, after the event, the planned New Year party (possibly 3rd January) is great news, both for the scene and for diversity. SuperMartXe has clearly captured the imaginationr.

In a scene that has been dominated by trashy Vauxhall clubs in recent times, it is so refreshing that not only do we have quality brands like Revolver & Matinee (albeit Matinee is in Vauxhall), but we can now add SuperMartXe to the list. There is, in our opinion, room for all three (and loads more actually), so welcome to the fold SuperMartXe, even if you are in E&C which stands for CH. (DISCO MATT)

AMSTERDAM BEARS COME TO LONDON (12.2008 Bear Necessity News)

Bear NecessityAmsterdam’s latest and insanely popular bear party is coming to London @ THE EAGLE, Vauxhall 10pm till 4am, it being a perfect prelude to the MANIMAL 'Hustlaball Winter Warmer' @ Hidden Club.

DJs SEVERINO and DAVID HERNANDEZ will get the party started with that sexy blend of Anglolatino sound that is all the rage across Europe these days.

Bear pups and studs gather in the honey pot of The Eagle for a very special Christmas knees up before heading down to the infamous Hustlaball Winter Warmer @ Hidden around the corner.

We will be collecting Teddy Bears and cash donations on behalf of GREAT ORMORND Street Children’s Hospital with donations already coming in from the Gay businesses such as QX, Boyz, Megawoof, Union and many more.

Don’t miss this fabulous tribal shake down with sexy boys and fluffy toys.

Hidden is located at Tinworth Street Vauxhall SE11 & The Eagle is located at Kennington Lane, Vauxhall SE11.

GET HOOKED IN VAUXHALL (12.2008 Hook'd News)

HOOK'DHard House and Trance returns to Vauxhall @ Union, (formerly Crash), 66 Albert Embankment, Vauxhall, London, SE1 7TP Saturday night/ Sunday morning 28th December 2008 5am till 5pm.

Hookd DJ Line up: Pete Wardman, Ian M, Andy Farley, Karim, Halo-is and Steve Maynard. Menthol DJ Line up: Nelly B, Steve Higgins, Andy Dunford and Sean Janczak.

Hookd, the newest and coolest afterhours has joined forces with Menthol to bring you the largest Xmas/ New years party to be held at Union in Vauxhall, the new home of Hookd.

On 28th December we’ll give you 12 hours of Stomping Hard House from ALL of its residents, including its latest addition Pete Wardman on the main dancefloor. And when you thought that couldn't be topped.... Menthol will also be bringing back its favourite djs to rock the second dancefloor with 12 hours of classic and new Trance... £12 advance tickets are available from http://www.moreonthedoor.com

The first 100 people to buy online will each receive a signed copy of an especially mixed CD by Pete Wardman or Andy Farley. More tickets will be available on the door at £15.

HORIZON GETS DELISTED (12.2008 COMMENT)

After some deliberation we at Seen Queen have decided to remove HORIZON from our gAylist club diary.

It has been sometime that any of the Seen Queen crew have been to HORIZON, however relaible friends of Seen Queen inform us that the club has simply lost it's edge and style ever since Megan left. The gradual slide downhill is only emphasized by what seems like a failing 'gay majority' door policy. It seems gay people are now the minority and with only half of Fire opened to cater for Horizon (gone are the days when every room was occupied for the Horizon event and it really was one of the biggest gay clubs on the scene along with it's sister Juicy), the other half now holding a straight club. A few of the Fire staff have been heard to say they now 'feel uncomfortable' working there and we ourselves have noticed a 'shift' in the wrong direction of the clubbing population in the Vauxhall area.

Seen Queen lists only the best of London gAylilst clubs and we feel Horizon no longer can live up to that standard. Over the last year Fire has lost several of its clubs in our listing due to what we believe are falling standards and a crowd that has become increasingly straight, and not in a way that we like.

Juicy is the last club left out of roster that formerly included AM, Orange and Later and we think this is due to the creative and dynamic influence of Andrew Harris. AM lost it's edge since Alex Erfan & Minty parted company with Fire, and the Orange failed to be reserructed to it's former glory despite efforts put in by Andrew Harris and Edna (the latter no longer with Fire).

Some may not agree with our decision to de-list Horizon, while many think it is well over due. Seen Queen feels a responsibility to it's site visitors to reflect their tastes and point them in the right direction when clubbing in London and we feel we can no longer recommend Horizon as a result.

If you would like to comment on our decision then please CONTACT US and share your views.

READERS COMMENT: Added 9.12.2008- "I've just read you have delisted Horizon from your listing .. as I completely agree with the decision as Fire is now only a shadow of what it was used to be I put to your attention the fact that Beyond at Area is taking the same path ... I went there with some friends (07.12.08) after a fantastic busy night at XXL (with Freemasons).. at 6am we had to queue in front of Area for 40 minutes just to get in.. then .. queue to pay .. queue to put our bags in the coatcheck .. queue for the toilets .. and the club was still half empty with main dance floor closed! The organization of the club was completely dysfunctional! It was freezing everywhere we went in the club .. obviously to open the doors of Embankment bar in winter doesn't help when there's no heating on.. the crowd which by then started to built up was mainly composed of straights guys, giggling students girls in groups, tourists on the run from their reps, sporty chavs from local estates with loads of cash, drag queens with running make-up and generally straight leftovers and gay rejects from the West-End .. it was DREADFUL! a Pantomine gone wrong! And worst, Steve Pitron was playing on the main floor now opened but seemed uncapable of mixing (at all) properly .. The whole experience was horrible ... vile ... we shall never come back! Beyond at Area is no A-list club!"

REVOLVER (11.2008 REVIEW)

Since it’s launch back in May, Revolver has been at the forefront of a step change in gay clubbing in London, spearheading the move to superb production, lighting, sparkling stage shows and cutting edge (if sometimes daring) music styles which have set it apart from the “commercial” offerings which have so often had a stranglehold on the scene.

At it’s initial home, Scala in Kings Cross, Revolver proved that spectacular cinema style venues was just what the brand needed and a chain of awesome shows combined with scene favourite & talented D.J’s, drew a fabulous mix of latino’s, scene faces, party boys & girls who (like us) were tempted not just by great music, but by all round entertainment in truly circuit style surroundings. Despite all on offer, it is fair to say that turnout was modest, some pointing the blame at the locale rather than the brand.

"....With this backdrop, a bold decision was made to move Revolver from Scala to a West End location, choosing The Astoria as its new home. As part of this move, the promotions team opted to go for the daring step and make Revolver a weekly event. The launch was a huge success..."

With this backdrop, a bold decision was made to move Revolver from Scala to a West End location, choosing The Astoria as its new home. As part of this move, the promotions team opted to go for the daring step and make Revolver a weekly event. The launch was a huge success, with stunning visuals from massive screens, amazing go-go dancers performing, a superb PA on stage, wonderful lighting and a transformation of Astoria never seen before. Evolved Events (the promotion engine for Revolver & Matinee) really put “their money where their mouth was” and expectations already high were certainly met in this launch party.

So, just four weeks after moving to Astoria and having supported each weekly party since hitting the West End, we once again opted to attend Revolver in a the wake of a Saturday offering little or no choice of “big style” clubbing, making our decision very easy indeed. Having warmed ourselves up with a pre-club circuit roving trip to Ku-Klub, Rupert St & Barcode Vauxhall (the latter in the hands of Revolver residents Nick Tcherniak & Brent Nicholls – what a warm up!) we were raring to go upon arriving at Astoria’s steps to the welcoming arms of Minty who was managing to door in her usual fantastic fashion. Now, as you are probably already familiar, the night couldn’t go any further without offering up shots of Sambuca, ideal for chasing away the artic style conditions outside, something that has become a tradition between us & Minty.

Moving into the club and on the promise of hooking up with friends, Lee Yeomans & Max Sanna (both acclaimed D.J’s/Producers) as well as Industri pals Chris & Stephen, we hit the main room and instantly recognised a change to the layout. The massive stage had been shrunk by a huge black backdrop and with the D.J. booth moved right forward to give the room a more intimate feel. Three dancing podiums were in place on the expanse of the dancefloor and go-go dancers had already assumed position to entertain the crowd, gyrating to the tunes of Oliver M, who was in command of the decks. Immediately spotting him, we ran up to greet him and savoured his usual warm welcome, sharing, momentarily, news before he was torn away back to his D.J. duties.

"...it was clear that the small crowd was speaking volumes and despite the great music being delivered by Oliver and the go-go dancers making every effort, the atmosphere was nothing like previous parties..."

Retiring through the crowd towards the back of the room, we soon bumped into all our pals, Chris, Stephen & Lee, almost missing our tallest friend Max (how could we not see him!) and caught up on the evening’s events, also spotting other familiar faces who, just like us, were here to support one of our favourite club concepts around. Nevertheless, it was clear that the small crowd was speaking volumes and despite the great music being delivered by Oliver and the go-go dancers making every effort, the atmosphere was nothing like previous parties and the move to make the room more intimate, whilst probably sensible, in some ways took away the whole ethos of Revolver, massive production, superb stage shows & sparkling entertainment.

Being joined by Minty and also spotting and being greeted by Pagano as he arrived for D.J. duties, we continued to dance & socialise with our pals, further added by the arrival of the cute and cuddly Eduardo De La Torre, with whom we are soon to be privileged to share the same birthday week, Eduardo lined up to deliver the last set of the evening. With Oliver handing over to Pagano, the great music continued, although his task was difficult as the dancefloor remained far from full and indeed the crowd was most “un-Revolver” like. Despite all efforts by the team, despite our efforts to inject energy by dancing away, despite the superb company we were holding (Lee, Max, Chris, Stephen, Minty & more) and despite the brilliant music, the atmosphere just wasn’t there and we soon decided our time at Revolver was up.

"....talk about his passion for everything, the music, the shows, the production but mostly putting on a great party and we agreed that he is very much renowned for all of this....."

Leaving our friends behind, shunning a trip to Egg in favour of a return to Barcode Vauxhall, we fell on Evolved Events supremo Oliver M & his boyfriend outside Astoria, both with disappointment written across their faces. We consoled them but given the lack of turnout tonight, claimed that moving to weekly was always going to be tough. We agreed that swapping from Scala to the West End was probably the right move, but with Astoria’s history and reputation, we suspect that choosing the venue was probably the wrong move. Oliver continued to talk about his passion for everything, the music, the shows, the production but mostly putting on a great party and we agreed that he is very much renowned for all of this. There was no doubt that this enthusiasm had shown through in previous Revolver parties and is trademark Matinee London, so typically Evolved Events. Nevertheless, the writing for the immediate future of Revolver was “on the wall” and Oliver confirmed to us that the club would be no more at Astoria. With this stark news on our minds we headed back across south of the river to forget the woeful end to weekly Revolver’s.

So, does this mean the end of this club brand, well definitely not! More likely is that it will take a well deserved break and then come back bigger & better than before. Given the fact that few weekly clubs of this size work, currently, it is doubtful that Revolver will ever be that again, but it is possible that its ties with Matinee (THE most successful club in gay London) will become closer and we can look forward to some amazing parties from a potentially combined effort.

Revolver, on this occasion, sadly fired blanks, but over its short history has been fully loaded & charged and has made a considerable impact on the scene. It our eyes, it changed the whole face of gay clubbing and we will miss it tremendously but hope to see it return soon. (DISCO MATT)

REVOLVER WELCOMES THE NEW YEAR (11.2008 News)

Although the last weekly Revolver is held this Saturday (29.11) at the Astoria, be prepared for a phenomenal NYE event. Just received..."Revolver therefore brings you it’s biggest production ever on this incredible stage with the New Year’s Eve 009 BOND BALL.

The Astoria will be dressed up completely to transport you into the sleek and seductive world of James Bond including all the excitement, glamour and action that you expect. Counting down into 2009 we will be bringing you time, elegant and spectacular production, fire works and lots of excitement, live PA’s, an amazing line up of music, a very exclusive VIP balcony with tables for hire including Champagne and Canape’s for those who like to do it in style, and have the best view of the finest stage shows the venue has seen since it opened.

It’s going to be a night to remember, and one that will go down in history, so save yourself this December and get ready for living the Revolver 009 James BOND BALL on the: 31st December 2008. Doors open 9am till 6am (no entry after 1am) Astoria Theatre. Charing Cross Road. London WC1

Please note we will put on busses from REVOLVER at the Astoria to MATINEE at the Colosseum from 5am in the morning every half and hour.

SUPERMARTXE COMES TO LONDON (11.2008 News)

SuperMartXé - The biggest success of Madrid Pride and most talked about party in Ibiza this summer is launching in London this month As the winter cools down, the Coronet Theatre heats up with its new monthly Saturday night extravaganza that is guaranteed to turn heads and captivate an eclectic party audience.

Direct from their summer residency at no other than ‘the biggest club in the world’ Privilege Ibiza, this new Madrid born party brand, SuperMartXé, described as ‘glamorous, stylish and exuberant’ by DJ Mag Ibiza, takes stage in the most lavishly underused venue in South London.

Supermartxé London has committed to keeping the brand’s party philosophy at heart, and with a venue capacity of 2,000 +, a giant stage predestined to host mindblowing productions, a guest DJ no other than Spanish favorite Juanjo Martin plus London’s own DJ Steve Pitron, this cutting-edge and fresh clubbing creation Ibiza-style dares to impress and is set to take London by storm.

The red carpet rolls out on the 29th of November promising an impressive night of glamour, diversity, and an engaging production equal to that of Ibiza nightclubs. The launch of the event will be crowned by a live performance by House Diva Rebeka Brown singing her summer anthems “Real Things” and “Sun Rising Up.” Taking the London clubbing experience to another level, this event will attract a metro-sexual mix of the most glamorous girls and stunning boys in town. Expect London’s biggest party production of 2008.

Key information: SuperMartXé London Launch 29th November 2008 Door Open at 10pm-7am The Coronet Theatre 26-28 New Kent Road London, SE1 6TJ (1 minute walk from Elephant & Castle tube station) Tickets are £12 in advance & more on the door. <TOP

WATCH THE WHITE PARTY, MIAMI, LIVE! (11.2008 News)

Can't make it to the Pool Party or Muscle Beach? Can't handle the sun? Not to worry! Now you can attend two great parties from the comfort of your home, hotel room or internet café. That's right, Just Circuit will be streaming the Heat Wave Pool Party and Muscle Beach, LIVE to their web site justcircuitlie.com.

All that is required is a high speed internet access and Quick Time player. Now just sit back and enjoy the CD quality music and high quality video. To view these great parties visit justcircuitlive.com at the following times. The Heat Wave Pool Party stream can be viewed on November 29th from 11am-5pm while the Muscle Beach stream is on November 30th from 1pm-8pm. <TOP

BOMBS, FAYE & HOUSE MUSIC (11.2208 Sunday @ BCV Review)

When the Barcode expansion machine hit Vauxhall just over two years ago, we were delighted to see one of our favourite bar brands make an impact change on the gay village south of the river. It immediately became popular both with clubbers using it as a warm up to the likes of Crash, Matinee, Juicy & other clubbing nights and soon established itself as a popular clubbing venue itself, particularly on a Friday & Saturday. Sunday’s were also very popular from the outset, with both the front bar and the club behind being open & busy, attracting a gorgeous mix of Latino’s, scene faces & party goers either finishing off their weekends or re-launching their night out before trips to late night Sunday clubs.

With a rotating D.J. line up, including Gonzalo, Alan X, Luke Hope & Brent Nicholls in the club & Stewart Who taking care of proceedings in the front room, Sunday’s at Barcode Vauxhall became unmissable for us. But times they changed and soon the popularity of clubbing on Sunday waned, which affected many venues, Barcode Vauxhall not being alone in feeling the pinch. As a result, the closure of the club space soon followed, with energies then being directed to the front bar and the dream team of Stewart Who and Brent Nicholls reigned supreme every Sunday, with special nights like Balearic & Diablo amongst others to keep up interest and in an attempt to continue to secure Barcode’s Sunday’s. But when Stewart Who & Brent Nicholls became just Brent Nicholls and then no D.J. at all, the bottom fell out of the weekender and subsequent attempts to re-launch the night failed (we won’t mention the disastrous themes or D.J. choices), resulting on Sunday at our favourite local coming to a halt.

When news of the return of Sundays at Barcode Vauxhall was announced. Pioneered by the enigmatic and popular Faye Lanson, a name synonymous  with Barcode, the night, aptly named “Sundays” promised fresh new D.J. talent, superb music, great drinks offers and most importantly both rooms open. Well, we simply couldn’t miss out on this one could we?

So, arriving at just turned 8.30 p.m., we were greeted on the door by a smiling Emilio who waved us straight through into the front room, which was pleasantly full of a truly eclectic mix of people, clubbers, scene faces, bears & off duty D.J’s, all intent on savouring the return of Sundays to Barcode Vauxhall. Depositing our bits & bobs into the coatcheck, we advanced further into the club space, finding a smattering of cutie’s dancing away to the sounds of Faye herself, who had assumed control of the decks before the arrival of Hi-Fi Sean, swapping places with Tony Junior, who had the front room captivated with a truly commercial & upbeat set of tunes.

"The line up genuinely seemed to be all about showcasing something different and we were very much looking forward to seeing Hi-Fi Sean in action, having only savoured his musical mixes at Hard On!..."

We paused briefly, catching up with new D.J. talent, Astroboy, who was clearly excited about the launch of “Sundays” and is one of a few new names/faces gracing Barcode Vauxhall’s doors, others including Emma Miswhite and Steven Artis, both accomplished talents in their own right. The line up genuinely seemed to be all about showcasing something different and we were very much looking forward to seeing Hi-Fi Sean in action, having only savoured his musical mixes at Hard On!.

Wandering back up into the front room, we fell on Industri pal Ian (with friend) and chatted away about the merits of Sundays as well as catching up on the weekend & other bits of news. In amidst our conversation, lots of familiar faces appeared, including D.J.’s Paul Coles & Tim Mclone and for a while the crowd seemed like a mini “Tonker” gathering. This was much to the delight of the cute and sexy Hugh Stevenson, who soon arrived and joined us to recollect on the fabulous time we had together on the Matinee dancefloor just over a week ago. We go back a few years with Hugh and it was great to catch up with him and learn of his latest exploits, although sadly little or no D.J.’ing for him at the moment.

When Hugh got distracted, we wandered back down into the club space, to find proceedings had been wound down and hugged a disappointed Faye, who was clearly expecting a much bigger turnout. Consoling her and together with Astroboy, we discussed the need to persevere as it was clear the front room was quite popular, so with a few tweaks here & there, the club space would work too.

We left Faye to pack up and with just the front room now open, Tony Junior continued to push out a collection of commercial & up to date tracks to keep the atmosphere buoyant. We carried on socialising with familiar faces and Barcode regulars, although we were ever conscious of our early start to work the following day.  So, at an uncharacteristic early departure just over a couple of hours after arriving, we headed home to reflect on a night which sadly didn’t quite deliver to expectations, but resplendent in the thought that Sundays at Barcode Vauxhall may yet still be back on the agenda. According to reliable sources, not long after we left, there was some sort of security alert at MI5 across the road (or was it a certain club promoter putting the boot in,!?!) which halted the whole of Albert Embankment, effectively killing off any further “Sundays” activity, not the start (or was it end!) the night really needed.

There is no doubt that “Sundays” as a venture faces an up hill battle. There is stiff local competition in the form of both the R.V.T and Eagle Bar, who have established & popular nights (S.LA.G.S. & Horse Meat Disco), but also with the Embankment bar steeling BCV custom (albeit it was closed tonight) and with generally difficult trading conditions, there may need to be much gritting of teeth to see it become a success. We genuinely believe the introduction of some “heavyweight” D.J. talent is the way to go and linking in with a later running club might also be an idea. Whatever happens, we hope our Sundays are back, we hope that this new night gets the support it deserves (it has ours) but only time (if they let it) will tell. (DISCO MATT) <TOP

BARCODE VAUXHALL EVACUATED (11.2008 Comment)

On Sunday 16th November Barcode Vauxhall was evacuated due to a bomb threat made against Mi5 across the road from the venue. According to our sources, only the front part of the venue needed to be evacuated, while those in the rear could stay. The evacuation did not affect other clubs in the area like Fire or Vauxhall Tavern.

With Barcode launching it's new Sunday session on that night the gossip mill has already been circulating this was another case of 'club sabotage' from a certain club owner, perhaps as the result of another drunken outburst; though we are relatively sure this is not the case. After all, the threat was made against Mi5 and not Barcode; and if anyone is going to find out the truth it will be Mi5.

In any case, the decision was made to close the venue since it's main entry point was not in operation and the roads around the area were closed off for a short while unitl an investigation of the threat could be conducted.

Barcode Vauxhall relaunches it's Sunday sessions this Sunday 24.11.2008. <TOP

ALL THINGS ORANGE EVICTED FROM THE FRIDGE (11.2208 Comment)

According to the website HOMOVISON ...."Andrew Czezowski and Susan Carrington have taken back management and full ownership of the venue from Nutbrook Ltd - the company who own the lease to Vauxhall's Fire. In 2003 Czezowski and Carrington leased the venue to Nutbrook, (run by Craig Elder, who run's Orange Group) but they were evicted from the venue three weeks ago after the company failed to honour the terms of the lease. "The venue was falling into poor condition," says Czezowski. "The front was a mess, the electrics needed re-doing and there was a number of minor problems that were damaging the venue's reputation not only with clubbers but with the relevant authorities," adds Czezowski. "Finally the failure to pay the last month's rent meant we had to move fast and take over the running of the venue again."....>>CLICK HERE FOR THE FULL STORY.

MATINEE GOES ORBITAL ( 11.2008 Space Invaders Review)

MatineeWell it is fair to say that this monthly clubbing event has become like a religious homage for us, with hardly anything stopping us from attending. And this month was no exception, despite a gruelling work schedule, lack of sleep and no real time to ourselves, but then we are extremely obliging with our commitments to others, just look at our five club reviews in one night last weekend.

So, amidst the kind of weather that would keep most people firmly indoors, we headed off to Vauxhall and the temptations of this Spanish influenced phononemum of a party. With expectations for a high turnout and with thoughts that sister club Revolver, also running on the same night, would suffer dramatically, we opted to go south of the river calling in at Barcode Vauxhall, both to meet up with friends also going to Matinee and as, has been proven in the past, an ideal warm up to the main event itself.

On this occasion, however, we couldn’t have been more wrong, as we struggled to get into the bar to begin with, then drama’s ensued on the coat check and the club, in general, was filled with the most bizarre mix of people, (definately not those off to Matinee!). We desperately looked for our friends, soon realising that they had done what we were resigned to do, just aimed for Colosseum instead.

Leaving Barcode behind, we arrived at Matinee’s doors at just turned midnight to find only a smattering of people waiting in the guest list queue and armed with a ticket we had no wait at all, clearly the earlier arrival time being the reason. Saying hello briefly to Minty, who was busy sorting out her list, we got inside and joined what seemed a massive line of people waiting to put their bits & bobs into the coatcheck, After a frustrating 20 minutes to get our bags in, the service at the bar when ordering Sambuca for Minty & us, was simply appaling (we won’t bore you with the story!), all of which was enough to push us over the edge. So, in some “hissy queeny” fit we proceeded to lay into poor old Oliver M outside the club (it wasn’t his fault) and the club owner (who’s fault it definitely was) who just making matters worse with excuse after excuse.

matineeWhilst this was not the start we had planned to our evening, we retreated into the club, up the stairs and into the main room, hotly pursued by an apologetic Oliver, but by now we had calmed down and repeated our claim that it wasn’t his fault. Looking around room 1, it was filling nicely with a much friendlier and gorgeous looking collection of latino’s, scene faces, and muscle queens, all soaking up the building atmosphere, masterfully orchestrated by the man on the decks, Guy Williams, who was pumping out some amazing hard edged diet techno infused house tracks mixed in with what can only be described as future disco tunes. This had us captivated for much of his set and with memories of our arrival long gone, we mingled with Industri friends on the dancefloor bumping into more familiar faces, including our friends lost in Barcode, as we settled on out spot by the backstage, next to the D.J. booth. The troupe of infamous Matinee dancers were out in force, suitably dressed in superb “starship trouper” headgear, amongst them, the lovely Dilmar, performing brilliantly as the dancers found positions across the dancefloor, to delight the crowd. The usual Matinee magic production was present, if a little understated than usual. Space ship mobiles were hanging from the ceiling and the fabulous wall of neon lights behind the D.J. booth served as the focal point, a unique touch that Matinee is becoming famous for.

So good had been the music, the atmosphere and the company we had enjoyed, under the control of the magnificent Guy Williams, we had hardly noticed the time as he handed over to Spanish superstar & Matinee Barcelona resident, Enrico Argentini. However, something seemed to be drawing us to room 2, albeit a long jaunt downstairs. Leaving our friends behind, we ventured off the hot & packed main floor and down the stairs into second space. That had been the draw, as we found Brent Nicholls behind the decks delivering an altogether faster paced chunky, funky, latino twisted bunch of tunes to a room that was sadly far from full. We were mystified when the team had decided to use this room last time and the small crowd once again proved that this space just doesn’t work. D.J. Alessandro was present, due to follow on after Brent but the look on his face said it all!! Despite great efforts with the lighting and the brilliant set delivered by Brent, which had us furiously dancing, (brought memories of his set in Trade’s lite lounge two weeks ago flooding back)  room 2 just lacked the bodies to make it special, like the VIP room had done at Matinee Viva. Bring back the VIP room we cry (the D.J’s want it too!!).

nathan 6Back in the main room, we caught the tail end of Enrico Argentini’s set, wedging our way past a brimming to capacity crowd and finding a small spot right next to the D.J. booth and the huge smoke cannon. With Pagano moving into position, what then ensued was simply amazing, as he set about taking the adorning Matinee party goers on a journey of exquisite music choices, one track after the next making us draw breath in amazement. The atmosphere took on a new direction and it was clear room 1 was the place to be as it continued to fill with more & more people, we spotting the likes of our pals Lee Yeomans & Max Sanna, as well as Hugh Stevenson,  the lovely Paul Heron and even Brent Nicholls, who was determined to soak up the delights of the room, having finished his D.J. duties downstairs (and they all looked like they were enjoying it!). Like Guy’s set, we were so enthralled by Pagano’s music, that time literally flew and when the cute & lovely Eduardo De La Torre was set ready to take over, we knew night had turned into day.

By now our energy levels were sapping, although a few of our friends had already fallen by the wayside, and we retired to the bar to attempt to recover from the hours of magnificent music in the hands of Guy, Brent & Pagano. Yet as much as we tried, we couldn’t step up to the plate any longer and with work looming, we soon hung up our boots and retired home.

So, how do we rate this latest Matinee instalment, Space Invaders? Well, looking at the various elements, actually very well. Despite the shambolic coatcheck organisation (we waited 15 minutes when leaving!), the dreadful first experience at the bar and the poor choice of a second room (this must change for next time!), Matinee Space Invaders for us was all about the music. And what brilliant music it was. Our hats go off to ALL the D.J’s, Nathan 6, Alessandro, Enrico Argentini & Eduardo De La Torre (all four names so characteristic to Matinee line ups who never fail to disappoint) but we were simply bowled over by first Guy Willams, then Brent Nicholls and  finally by Pagano, absolutely awesome were these guys’ performances.
A Great clubbing experience is not always about the music, but if it was, then Matinee would be streets ahead of any other club (actually it is anyway!). Well done Oliver & the Evolved Events team, you have done it again!! (DISCO MATT) <TOP

DISCO DOWN FOR WORLD AIDS DAY (11.2008 News)

discotecAnother defunct clubs makes a return for a special one-off party...DISCOTEC does it for WORLD AIDS DAY:

SUNDAY 30TH NOVEMBER FROM 9PM AT THE END CLUB 18 West Central street, London WC1, Laurent C & Adrian presents THE LAST DISCOTEC WORLD AIDS DAY PARTY in support of the Terrence Higgins trust. £10 ENTRY (includes £5 donation to THT).

Featuring Discotec resident DJs taking over the 2 dance-floors for the last time at THE END. Make this last World Aids day event at THE END... THE BEST ONE EVER!

Discotec THE original midweek gay/mixed night in central London RETURNS, with a hedonistic crowd and atmosphere to rival any weekend party. The beautiful boys and gorgeous girls of the London scene flock to The End for a night of dressing up and getting down. DJs: Gaetan Scott ,Femi B , Fidel, Luke Hope , Mikestarr, Lee Harris Guy Williams , Slamma, Kinky D & Philly feat: Brandy, Sugarbear & Tyron Jeffrey Hinton & Surprise Guest DJ. <TOP

FUTURE MATINEE & SOUVENIR DATES (11. 2208 News)

OLIVER M of Evolved Events and promoter of Matinee says..."we can confirm that we will are planning now also to bring you SOUVENIR - MATINEE GROUPS infamous massive afterhour concept to London . The date for the first SOUVENIR will be confirmend shortly.... The next MATINEE LONDON events are : MATINEE LONDON Xmas special 13th December 2008 doors open 11pm till 9am MATINEE LONDON NYE afterhours 31th December 2008 doors open 5am till 2pm"

Look liks it's going to be a Latino flavoured Xmas! <TOP

DISCO MATT DOES SOHO (Review)

We let her out and she does 5 clubs in a row. She works hard for her money!

“SOHO SATURDAY”

We love a challenge and when the call of a handful of club promoters and D.J.’s beckoned our presence, we simply couldn’t say no to the prospect of fitting in 5 venues in one night into a Saturday in Soho. Did we have the stamina? Well, it seems we had, as the temptations of this gayest of areas in the gay capital of the world (well we think London is!) were too much to resist.

RUPERT STREET BAR
 

Familiarity breeds discontent, in this case, most definitely not, as we landed at Barcode in Archer Street, which was to form our base for further launch onto two well known venues, hosting special nights. So, dropping our heavies (bags not bouncers!) into the coatcheck and popping, briefly, downstairs to wave at D.J. Brent Nicholls, we made our way around to our first venue, the ever popular Rupert St. bar in, yes you guessed it, Rupert Street. Wedging our way through the door, the space inside was packed full of a stylish & cosmopolitan mix of boys & girls, intent on having a good time, and for good reason, as Manager Cathy & her team had put on some extra special entertainment in the form of some gorgeously sexy go-go dancers, all in aid of showing of a new range of “police” styled underwear from top smalls designer Andrew Christian.

Well, apart from being extremely scantly dressed (brave, given the wintry & wet conditions outside) in New York Style Cop caps and aptly badged ties, the boys gyrated up and down the bar, dodging pints of beer, bottles of champagne & cocktails (stop it!) a plenty, to the fabulous sounds emanating from the decks under the control of Rupert St resident, D.J. Alessandro. As if these stunning go-go’s weren’t enough to pop out our eyes, the staff had also joined in, and beefy good lookers they were too, doing their best to trade poses with the dancers, sporting complimentary Andrew Christian necklaces (thanks for mine Vlad x) to compliment the underwear peeping out from under their jeans. Whilst we only caught the tail end of the show, it was enough to send our pulses racing and got us well into the mood for our sprint venue marathon around Soho.

SURGE @ KU-KLUB

So, all too soon, waving goodbye to Cathy, her boys & Alessandro with his moreish house/electro tunes playing in our ears, we headed off across China Town to make our first visitation to Ku Bar’s underground venue, Ku-Klub, and the special night, Surge. Hosted by the enigmatic Lee Yeomans, we had promised a trip here for a while, and a review to boot! Paying our way and clambering down into the Tardis like club space, we immediately spotted Lee by the D.J. booth, with our newbie pal, J.C., in control of the music, playing out to a pop/indie crowd who were lapping up his dance rich tunes, clearly having fun, fun & more fun. Lee greeted us with open arms and immediately introduced us to family friends, who had also made the special trip. Where Rupert St had given us “raunch” Surge at Ku-Klub gave us downright dance, meets camp, meets vamp, the space being adorned with Halloween décor to give it a extra special feel. Despite the space being quite small, the best was made of it, with sound quality which would put some bigger venues to shame & lighting to match.

Stepping outside briefly, we caught up with Lee, who made an attempt to secure our company at Breakfast @ Egg, but with three more venues to go yet, we resisted his kind guest list offer, rather dragging him back into Surge and plying him with lager to keep him happy (it doesn’t take much you know!). J.C. was well into his stride and whilst not to our usual music taste, had us swinging our pants, but we did want to get a piece of Lee’s up-coming set, he also itching to get behind the decks. However, time was moving on in our limited & tight schedule, so we had to say farewell to the boys and head back across Soho. With planned improvements to Ku-Klub on the cards, Surge is set to go from strength to strength and is well worth a visit. We will certainly go again, different to our usual haunts, but then we like to be different!

BARCODE SOHO

By now Saturday had turned into Sunday and we found ourselves back at base camp Barcode and the delights of the club space downstairs. After a disspointingly quiet start (probably due to the filthy weather) the room was now packed, helped along in big portions & dollops of funky electro beats combined with happy house mixes from the man behind the decks, Brent Nicholls. An altogether different atmosphere to Surge, Barcode’s club in his hands is guaranteed to get us dancing and smiling from cheek to cheek (yes face cheeks!). Plus, with the odd slip into camp & hands in the air tunes, we find Brent’s influence on the feel, vibe and resultant success of the night out in Barcode Soho, truly satisfying, as we are sure do the Barcode team.

Since it’s revamp back in May, this West End gay mainstay venue has captured the imagination of many newcomers as well as old regulars and the space downstairs is dramatically better than the old, with much more space, better lighting (the lasers are amazing) and an overall more glamorous look, so much so, that it feels like a club destination in its own right. We count it as one of our favourites and recommend that if late night clubbing is not your thing, then you can do far more wrong than making Barcode your destination. We often see the 1 a.m. close time, and with superb music & company to match, tonight was no exception, so why not?

REVOLVER “TWISTED CIRCUS”

With our agenda well underway, Brent joined us for our jaunt back over gay-land Soho to the now weekly outing, Revolver, at The Astoria on Charing Cross Road. Catching up on gossip and discussing the merits of the re-focussing of this once monthly event, we soon arrived at Revolver’s doors and were greeted by the effervescent Minty, who beckoned us up past the VIP queue an up to her host station just inside the club. It immediately seemed like a “mini” Industri reunion, with just Paul Heron missing from our clan, so this alone started our visit to Astoria off on the right foot. With Minty doing the biz, we skipped up the steps and with Brent courteously waiting while we dropped our bags into the check, more stairwell steps lead us into the massive main room, which was reasonably filled out with ardent clubbers, who had clearly been there a while.

We left Brent to make his way to behind the D.J. booth afar, to drop off his records (well music C.D.'s, etc, you know what we mean!) by ascending the stage and being subjected to the same advances by the overzealous security guard that had tripped us up two weeks before (what is wrong with that man, does he not know who we are!?) while we headed for the front of the stage, joining our Matinee pals who had come along to support the cute & sexy Beppe (Craig in English), who was part of the dance troupe performing on stage. With Pagano behind the decks, we knew we were in for a great time and before we knew it, we dancing merrily on our spot, although, again, in just the blink of an eye, the show began. With a dramatic huge red draped infused acrobatic introduction & decent from the ceiling, two lithe & toned gymnasts captured the, by now, huge crowd’s attention, with one entertaining us to an energetic floor routine to marvel. The newly formed Revolver dance team were soon out on stage and we spotted the lovely Beppe who was, like the others, aptly garbed for the “Twisted Circus”/Halloween theme, giving us the look from his spot on the stage. With the now characteristically amazing visuals matching the dancers costume theme, & the space around them dominated by a massive scary clown face as well as plenty of other production touches, it was clear that no expense had been spared, so typical of the effort always put into Revolver, by organiser Oliver Mohns & his Evolved Events team. The show was spectacular and it was clear our Matinee posse were all enjoying it too, not to mention Minty, who had joined us from her door duties. Her arrival signalled the inevitable dice of death with the Sambuca bottle as we traded glass after glass enforcing back & forth trips to the bar.

With the show over and Pagano arresting control and commencing delivery of some mind blowing tracks (he is in a music purple patch at the moment), the man himself Oliver, found us at the front of the stage and gave us his usual heart warming collection of hugs & kisses. Not long after that, Brent, having taken plenty of video & picture shots joined us at our newly assumed rest spot at the back of the main room, to compare notes on the night so far, the venue, the show & moreover the people, before taking his leave, to retire home to his man. This also signalled our retreat, conscious that our final venue visit beckoned, so we slipped quietly out to zig zag back over Soho to Lo-Profile.

LO-PROFILE

Despite initial reservations, we were pleasantly surprised by how busy Revolver was and with reports coming in that G.A.Y. was quiet and many other venues in a similar boat, Oliver should be pleased with the turnout he was graced with, albeit that he admitted to us that the event had been an expensive one for him. Bringing fresh, cutting edge club experiences to the West End comes at a cost, but this man is not scared to do it and we take our hat off to him for that.

It was now our final destination of the night, but the vagaries of the Sambuca burst were telling as we arrived on Wardour Street, fortunately meeting D,J, Alessandro outside Lo-Profile (he had popped out for a sneaky one!) which was a blessing in disguise. With our aide  by our side we weaved down the brightly lit corridor and down into the club to find a select bunch of well dressed, good looking and sophisticated clubbers, so different to the, dare I say it (no I won’t) previously experienced lot (phew!, I managed to avoid the C.H. phrase! – Brent please note). Alessandro’s tunes kind of brought us full circle from our first venture, Rupert St. Bar, although his selection was slightly harder than before, and rightly so, we loved it (get his new C.D., it’s great!).

With our previous two experiences of Lo-Profile looming heavy in our minds, we are pleasantly surprised to say that we actually enjoyed this one much more. For all the reservations we had before, we decided to dispel them in favour of a good time, and that we had. It has to be said however, for us, it is no Barcode, no Surge, especially no Revolver, clearly set apart from Rupert St., but it has a rightful place in any “potential” Soho circuit and we are pleased we included it in our list of visiting venues on this Saturday night outing.

Well, were we proud of our feat of fitting in 5 venues in one night? Yes Indeed, and five more individual places you couldn’t have chosen. With elements of the great pretender to the gay village phenomenon, Vauxhall, struggling, the West End seems to be coming back into its own. So, if it is circuit style club/pub/bar hopping you want from your free Saturday night, look no further than Soho. The five we made, represent only a handful of what’s on offer, but they rank as our top choices. If you haven’t done so already, try them out, we pretty much guarantee you won’t be disappointed. (DISCO MATT) <TOP

HARD ON SKINS (Hard On News)

hard onHARD ON GET'S TAKEN OVER BY SKINHEADS ON Sat 29.11.08... "OI! OI! OI! Calling all horned up skinheads. This month HARD ON is all about you! On Saturday 29th November HARD ON laces up it's boots, hitches up its braces and goes stomping in bleachers to the rhythm of the skinhead. The first 50 skins through the door get £5 off their entry fee...and by Skin Heads we mean you MUST be in full skin gear:  zero crop, boots, braces, bleached rolled up jeans etc NO imitations! This party is being sponsored by www.bleachers.co.uk , an online store and stockist by skins for skins, who will be giving tonnes of freebies worth thousands of pounds away.

There will also be sexy skin gogos for your visual entertainment who will be performing with a hardcore twist.

DJs on the night include Simon Wallis, Brent Nicholls and Hfi Sean who will be giving it some wellie and then some in the cruise room with electro, tribal, funked up and progressive house. For those who want to stomp a bit harder and faster then DJs Dmac, Hugo'sland and  Halo-is will be dropping dirty beats and ass fucking techno in the Red Room.

HARD ON, putting the OI into OINK! <TOP

TRADING UP (Trade Evolution Review)

On coming out on the scene, one of the first clubs we visited way back then, was Trade. At the time, it was in it’s infancy, a mere 10 months old, yet from the day we stepped into Turnmills, we loved every minute, the music, the people, the atmosphere everything, so much so it became a weekly pilgrimage for nearly 10 years. However, it was a sad day indeed when news came through that Turnmills was to close and the (by now occasional) Trade parties would end. However, when we heard that Trade was to come of age, celebrating 18 glorious years in this world, it simply had to be on our agenda. Obviously not being at its ancestral home, but at The Arches in Southwark, we were a little uncertain of the venue choice, for us a club has its roots and has difficulty sometimes translating from one venue to the other. Nevertheless as the time drew closer, we began to get quite excited about savouring another Trade party and with the news that Revolver was to be the official pre-party destination (they moved venue didn’t they!), well the “writing was on the wall”.

"....As with the launch, all guns were blazing, Revolver aiming & shooting in just the right direction, serving up amazing visuals, superb lighting and some of the best music you could ask for...."

So, it was off to the pre-party first and arriving at Astoria, we could feel that Revolver wasn’t going to be quite as busy as the launch, just a week ago. Mind you, the huge queue outside seemed to say something else and whilst word that the G.A.Y. organisers had tried to sabotage the evening, it was clear once we had got inside that there were plenty of clubbers looking to enjoy, what for many was a mere warm up to the main event of the weekend. As with the launch, all guns were blazing, Revolver aiming & shooting in just the right direction, serving up amazing visuals, superb lighting and some of the best music you could ask for. With Guy Williams getting the evening rocking, delivering some amazing hard edged & diet techo-esk tracks, Antoine 909 followed and simply blew us away with his characteristically tough sounds, all of which had us glued to the dancefloor. Being a fan of his since the Crash days, it was great to see him where he belongs, behind the D.J. booth pumping out huge tunes. By this time the main room had filled quite well, admittedly not packed, but plenty enjoying themselves, we spotting a few of our friends in the crowd, new & old and as the show continued & camera’s flashed, we sank into the brilliance of Antoine’s set, dancing continuously until he handed the reigns over to Pagano. Did we stop there? not at all, as we had so much enjoyed his set the previous week, how could we resist. The only momentary things that interrupted our stay on the dancefloor, were stepping off to chat with Oliver M & Guy Williams, then Paul Coles & Wayne Shires, as well as our customary dash to Minty’s aid armed with Sambuca. Nevertheless, as good as the pre-party was, the main focus was Trade itself and it seemed that many thought the same, we suspect a lot saving themselves for just that party. So, we waved our goodbye’s to Revolver and with a stop off for a refreshing coffee, arrived at The Arches at about 5.15 a.m.

"...Typical of all those years ago, the queue was absolutely massive, no-one wishing to miss out on what was potentially one of the biggest events of 2008..."

Typical of all those years ago, the queue was absolutely massive, no-one wishing to miss out on what was potentially one of the biggest events of 2008. With the queue seemingly not moving anywhere & the rain coming down, it felt just like the long waits outside Turnmills and as hoards of people kept adding to the snake of bodies, what seemed like an eternity passed (actually about 30 mins.) until we finally got inside, being greeted by the lovely Craig Daniels & Ramon, who thrust a Trade CD and a flyer/pass for the after party into our mitts. Yet another queue ensued as we dropped off our belongings in the coatcheck (but then we are used to this), the area around adorned with classic TradeMark” posters, increasing our itchiness to get onto the dancefloor, so we quickly armed ourselves with refreshments and hit the main room. Clearly the organisers had been “drip feeding” the club as there was space to move, although we like a good dancing area! and it was only moments before we got into the vibe that had already built in the main room. Even now, we began to feel the heat, so stripped down to our waists and gyrated to the sordid sounds of Kamisshake, soon followed by Trade regular & legend Malcolm Duffy, knowing that soon the pace would take a serious techno stride. The team had spared no effort to give the room the “Trade” feel with yet more TradeMark posters and characteristic mobiles hanging from the ceiling, although despite this, for us, the room didn’t quite have that Turnmills magic. But, being relative virgin’s to The Arches (especially after our last short experience) we wanted to investigate, so wandered down into the next arch, which looked a little different and was split definingly in two, the right hand side sporting The Gutterslut crew. We popped our heads in to find Nic Fisher behind the decks, with Elliot J Brown in close quarters & XXL supremo Mark Aimes holding court.

The feel of this room was entirely different to the main floor and quite right too, we love it when a club provides totally different sounds in separate areas (something we enjoyed at Egg just last week). Having lost our pals at the end of Revolver, we were pleased to catch up again with Lee Yeomans & Max Sanna, who had been joined by J.C. and also Tamsin Roberts, so it seemed there & then, jut like a repeat of last Sunday morning, fab! Moving on further, we stumbled on the third (or was it fourth) arch which was altogether lighter, meaning light lighter, although we soon realised for good reason as this was the lite lounge. In reality, our timing couldn’t have been better, as Guy Williams was about ready to take over from Gary H, so we hit the bar for more refreshments and headed for the front of the space by the makeshift D.J. booth.

This was clearly a popular room as it was full to brimming and when Guy took control, pushing out chunky hard and diet techno styled tunes, bigger & better than at Revolver, we simply couldn’t resist the call of his music, dancing furiously right through his set. We asked ourselves why we had missed out on this talent through all the years of the lite lounge at Turnmills, but decided to savour every moment & record, rather than lament on the past. By now the main room was a distant memory, although having seen the line up on the wall, we knew great things were to come there, in the form of Pagano, followed by a superb back-to-back set by Steve Thomas & Nick Tcherniak, not to mention Lady Bianca & Nik Denton and classic guest Ian M. But it was the lite lounge that was doing it for us and when Brent Nicholls assumed the decks, stepping up the pace (it was speeding already), we went into seventh heaven as he delivered a series of funtastically tough tracks, some familiar, others new to our ears, all of which had us simply mesemrised on our spot. By now the space was getting very hot, only rivalled by the hotter music we had thus far experienced from Guy & Brent, so we slipped briefly into the garden space adjacent, to cool down. But it wans’t long before we were back and lapping up the last of Brent’s set, we then being delighted to see Paul Heron arrive to take over. To have Guy followed by Brent was something, but to then have Paul was something else and he certainly failed to disappoint, taking us on a dream trip of ecstatic music, pumping sensational energy into a packed lite lounge. This drew in more and more people, including the scrumptious Jamie Head (& posse), Antoine 909, Minty and even Lee Yeomans who had been trading spaces in all the rooms for most of the night. Mr Heron’s enthusiasm behind the decks was clearly evident and with superb hard hitting & mind blowing tunes, one after the other, we were going no-where else. So good had been the music in the lite lounge and having such a good time, we soon realised that time had moved on quickly and with our legs tiring, we caught a glimpse our watch which read 1 p.m. (yes we had been dancing for 12 hours), so set about winding down before deciding to head off.

"...Typical of all those years ago, the queue was absolutely massive, no-one wishing to miss out on what was potentially one of the biggest events of 2008..."

The venue, even at this time was still brimming full and with the planned end of 4 p.m. we could have willed ourselves to stay on, but our legs cried out no more!. So, saying our goodbyes to everyone we could find, we hit a dank grey London day and sauntered off to relax in one of our favourite Soho watering holes. Well, what was our verdict on Trade at The Arches? Well, despite earlier reservations, we were actually impressed by the space. It seemed to work well in the main room, the Gutterslut lounge had a uniquely different feel, but for us the lite lounge was fantastic in every way, the feel of it, the people in it, the D.J. choice, but most of all the music. In our Trade youth, we swore by the main room only, but here, well it is fair to say we were lite lounge converts (we are getting on a bit now!). We are sure & indeed heard that Pagano was brilliant, Lady Bianca great & Nik Denton awesome on the main floor, but the combination of Guy Williams, Brent Nicholls & Paul Heron did it for us (think the “lite” equivalent of Tony De Vit, Pete Wardman & Fergie!). But then, with such a wide range of D.J’s across three rooms, there was something for everyone, very rare in a club these days.

With reports coming in, after we left, of ambulance incidents, conflicting stories about fatalities and heavy police presence, it was a sad end to what had been a truly magnificent Trade party. Further rumours that the after-party was cancelled as a result, spoilt what could have been the “coming of age” party to end all. Regardless of the excessive heat in the venue & inspite of warnings (and they were posted everywhere in the club) it seems that the dreaded curse of GHB/GBL may have had something to do with it. Why can’t people learn that this is a horrendous chemical, should never be used and needs to be eradicated from our clubs. That said, the Trade collective should be proud for putting on such a wonderful night. It is so true that this iconic club brand/idea is “often copied, never equalled” and that was definitely the case. If this marks Trade’s so called Evolution, we want more, more and even more. Long live Trade and all who sail (club) in her. (DISCO MATT) <TOP

COMMENTS: All the Trade rooms were fantastic. I spent good time in each of them to get a real flavour for the entire event. A few friends did go to the After Party so it was not cancelled. Yes the selfish G-heads need to stay out of Trade - well all clubs really. The emergency services were just doing their job but it is not what you want when you leave a club. I hope it does not mean Trade cannot go back to The Arches as it worked really well there. Congratulations to Trade and all the DJs in every room. Andy <TOP

WHAT'S HOT OCTOBER 2008 (Comment)

dj oliver mIt has been a while since our last 'What's Hot' in gAylist London, and in that time a lot of has changed on the London gay scene. Part of that change is due to super club Matinee London moving to the Colosseum and the promoter of this club Oliver M. Oliver is an old school style of promoter where putting on a fantastic night is paramount and is the primary goal. Making a living is important too, but cutting costs at the expense of a fabulous night is not a consideration. Oliver knows that fabulous club nights are full of fabulous people very much in the same way cheap nights are full of cheap people...and we know which one we would rather go to. While London clubbing was becoming cut and paste mainly due to the 'all things bland philosophy'...Matinee, every month, reinvents itself with a fabulous new theme which is complimented by fantastic production, lights and sound. That massive pixelated video wall you see is paid for by Oliver himself to give Matinee London that cutting edge. It is assembled and dismantled every Matinee. Oliver could easily pocket the £5000 cost as profit and give us a sub-standard night...but like we said, he is not that kind of promoter. If that pixel wall should disappear, be guaranteed that money will appear somewhere else in the club as something equally impressive.

By now you have guessed that Matinee London is our number one HOT CLUB in London. It has already proven it popularity by winning our club poll two years in a row in it's previous incarnations at Area, The Fridge (but we try not to talk about that misjudgment) and Fabric. Now at the Coliseum it has injected into Vauxhall glamour, style and circuit styled clubbing we have not seen since the hey days of ACTION at the Renaissance Rooms. Certainly over the last few months London has had some impressive clubbing events and parties. THE WIG PARTY, SOHO PRIDE, SALVATION, GLAMOROUS and THE HUSTLA BALL have all added to the London scene and stopped it from completely being flushed down the toilet.

So what is hot in gAylist London: The HOT 5 include

1. MATINEE LONDON - full of London's hottest men and clubbing crowd, Matinee has injected a fresh and fun approach to clubbing. It's all about music, being seen, partying and having fun. It attracts some of the hottest men London has to offer, has a stellar line up of DJs and every month goes all out on production to make each Matinee a unique clubbing event. MATINEE LONDON is on every second Saturday of the month.

hard on2. HARD ON- strictly a fetish club, HARD ON offers London a unique clubbing experience perfectly combining sexiness, cruising, dancing and hedonism into one club night. Since the Hustla Ball, HARD ON's popularity has increased as it proved the room of the night. Hard On stands out because like Oliver, the promoter Suzie Krueger believes putting on a good night is important...and these nights are not just good, they are underground and sexy experiences. HARD ON has pushed the boundaries of a fetish clubbing and continues to do so. It's music policy is unique with two different rooms of sound from underground tribal/progressive and funky house to cutting edge techno/hard house and uplifting trance. They also offer a huge playroom. The people who go to Hard On are attitude free, so cloak that at the door along with your street clothes. There is no judgment here, which makes the atmosphere truly unique and liberating. Remember, the club has a strict dress code, so now matter how fabulous you think you are...if you do not make an effort you will not get in. A door policy. How refreshing. Check www.hardonclub.co.uk regarding the dress code and membership conditions...it it well worth the effort! HARD ON is held the LAST Saturday of the month.

3. MEGAWOOF- the HUNKS that FUNK is one of London's best gay nights out. If you like your men big, hairy and beefy then you will find them here. Don;t worry, gym bunnys, hunks, skins and those with a taste for leather are also drawn to this club. What makes MEGAWOOF so popular is it's down to earth attitude, it's sexy men and the fact that is probably a 'real gay club', that is, no council house shite, no trashy women and it is a place where men can hang out with men. The music at Megawoof is also different from other clubs spearheaded by Daz & Diddy who have a big say over the music direction. Along with their own unique style, they combine club house we hear at other venues with their own selection of uplifting tunes that you will not hear elsewhere (unless, of course, these DJs are on the roster!). Various themes such as Leather MEGAWOOF, Beach Parties and the up and coming Halloween event keep this club fresh. MEGAWOOF is on the first Saturday of each month.

lo profile4. LO-PROFILE- this club has pushed SOHO back on the gay map, especially on Friday and Saturday nights. Attracting a mixed crowd of beautiful people, professional gays, fashionistas, the Latin posse, clubbers, party goers...Lo Profile has a more upmarket crowd then the trash we can get in Vauxhall, in particular, at FIRE. In fact, many gAylisters have abandoned FIRE for Lo-Profile opting more for a night out that has some glamour, style and dignity. The DJ line up at LO PROFILE reads like the who's who of DJs and include many who have have escaped the clutches of the before mentioned club if not just for a night. This gives Lo-Profile a fantastic dance music repertoire ranging from the more commercial side to underground house...all of it lapped up in equal amounts by the sexy and up for it crowd. Many DJs say it is their favourite club to play as they are left to do what they do best, and those on the dance floor can be very into their tunes. Whether it is to club the night away or you want smooch and socialize Lo Profile is one of THE clubs to do it at.

5. BEYOND- reinventing itself at AREA on a weekly basis, Beyond is very dependent upon what is on the night before. On MATINEE nights it is as gorgeous as Matinee itself if not a little trashy. On other nights it can be hit or miss. In saying that, most people love their Beyond experience and it seems it's new home at AREA is the perfect place for this club. Although BEYOND @ AREA will never live up to its hey day at the Colosseum, go there with fresh eyes and you will enjoy the new incarnation of this club.

Clubs to keep an eye out for include:

1. REVOLVER @ ASTORIA. Bought to you by the people who bought you MATINEE, Revolver has recently moved house from the SCALA to the ASTORIA and gone weekly. The opening night was an astounding success and according to our club reviewer 'Disco Matt' "... the Evolved Events team did transform the space and all the promised “wild circuit style clubbing” was in huge chunks of party time, never seen before. For this reason, Revolver is now comparable with, not only its sister event, Matinee, but with any across London, so really deserves all the success coming to it...." (see full review below).

go go brazil2. GO GO BRAZIL: Opening at HEAVEN on 19.10, GoGo Brazil gave us a spectacular visual feast with a fantastic gogo competition accompanied with Samba and a host of Latin Hunks. Although not as well attended as we would have like to have seen, the effort put into putting this night together and production was simply outstanding. Make sure you check our GALLERIES for the up and coming pics & video. This deserves to be a great success as the idea is simple and effective and the Go Go Brazil team went to show us what could be done with a bit of imagination and effort and around 15 hunky gogos.

3. MENERGY AFTERHOURS: The advert impressed us, we love the name and the artwork is eye catching. The fact that it is men only also intrigues us. Is this the new underground and sexy after hours we have been waiting for? Keep an eye on Seen Queen for further information and updates.

4. RAPIDO @ KOKO- Amsterdam Rapido may have launched at Fire but it's new home will be the KOKO club in Camden with a credible DJ line up comprised of some of London's favourites and Rapido regulars. Four events planned a year we predcit this will be a huge and massive success!

5. TRADE @ THE ARCHES- Trade celebrates it's 18th Birthday at a venue is has never used before. We at Seen Queen think the venue is perfect for the TRADE vibe, and along with recent renovations, it can only make it better. A marriage made in HEAVEN? If so, could this be the start of something beautiful and see the return of TRADE on a regular basis?

BE SEEN. GO CLUBBING!

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REVOLVER @ THE ASTORIA (Review)

Ever since it’s first party back in May, Revolver has held a firm place in our clubbing calendar, previously at Scala in rejuvenated Kings Cross, which has always put on spectacular visuals, production and stage shows to match. However, there was always the sense that for latino queens, muscle mary’s & devoted clubbers, that Kings Cross still holds a bit of a stigma and in some ways this reflected on the numbers through the doors.

So when Oliver Mohns, Evolved Events No 1 man, announced that Revolver was aiming shooting and firing its machine gun on London’s West End, expectations were high for a much improved turn-out. Moving to Astoria seemed a strange choice, although with G.A.Y taking up weekly residence in Heaven, the resultant synergy with Revolver D.J.’s & “ex” Heaven crew was a marvellous move and with a gap appearing at Astoria following the demise of OMO, and news of the Hippadrome becoming a casino, it seemed the only rational choice.

So, we were certainly not going to miss this party and having warmed ourselves up with camp foolery at Barcode Soho, we descended on Charing Cross Road at not long after midnight and the re-launch of Revolver. Before we even got inside, it had the feel of turning out to be a very popular night. And we were not to be disappointed, after negotiating the huge VIP queue and conducting our customary chat with door hostess extraordinaire, Minty, we soon found ourselves in Astoria’s main room.

".... the Evolved Events team had applied “full make-up” on the venue, with massive visuals across four gigantic screens, a superb wall on neon flashing lights both on and behind the D.J. booth (think Matinee at Coloseum but much better), .....&quo